Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
JESUS CHRIST TAG YOUR PORN
How is this so hot?! He’s putting clothes ON!!!
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
46 years are you serious
sixteen but i am fifteen
46 Years Old
And I’m 30.
35, and i’m 20. awesome
I’m… apparently 5.
I GOT NINETY NINE?!? Wow, I thought I was 15.
Cool beans, I’m 35
I’m 19.. I got 16.. I guess after adding to 16 after my 16th birthday all this time (saying I’m 16.3) was a pretty accurate decision.
Holy fuck 64 years old. I’m really 18… Why??
I got 10… I’m 16…
yup, I’m a kid.
OMYGAHD I REDID THIS AND NOW I’M FIVE!! WTF!!!!!!!
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
My friends and I are curious too see which way the Internet swings on this topic.
This is referring to the character as a whole (looks and personality).
Read the comics people. Loki was a bamf.
Doing both because they both are BAMFs.
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
Did we just witness a World Meeting?
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”